Free SSL and Automatic HTTPS (ACME / Let's Encrypt v2 client) for node.js with Express, Connect, and other middleware systems
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#!/usr/bin/env node
"use strict";
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" ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ",
"๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿ”ฅ",
"๐Ÿ”ฅ Do you rely on Greenlock? ๐Ÿ”ฅ",
"๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿ”ฅ",
" ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ"
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"๐Ÿ’ ๐Ÿ’",
"๐Ÿ’ Do you rely on Greenlock? ๐Ÿ’",
"๐Ÿ’ ๐Ÿ’",
" ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’"
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" ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡",
"๐Ÿ‘‰ ๐Ÿ‘ˆ",
"๐Ÿ‘‰ Do you rely on Greenlock? ๐Ÿ‘ˆ",
"๐Ÿ‘‰ ๐Ÿ‘ˆ",
" ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ‘† "
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" ๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿ‘€ ",
"๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿ‘€",
"๐Ÿ‘€ Do you rely on Greenlock? ๐Ÿ‘€",
"๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿ‘€",
" ๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿ‘€ ",
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setTimeout(function() {
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"Hey! Let's Encrypt will \u001b[31mSTOP WORKING\u001b[0m with Greenlock v2 at the end of October,",
"and \u001b[31mWITHOUT YOUR HELP\u001b[0m we won't get the next release out in time.",
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"If Greenlock has saved you time and money, and taken stress out of your life,",
"or you just love it, please reach out to return the favor today:",
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"\u001b[31mSAVE GREENLOCK:\u001b[0m",
"https://indiegogo.com/at/greenlock",
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