greenlock.js/scripts/postinstall

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#!/usr/bin/env node
'use strict';
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'🔥 🔥',
'🔥 Do you rely on Greenlock? 🔥',
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'If Greenlock has saved you time and money, and taken stress out of your life,',
'or you just love it, please reach out to return the favor today:',
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