v2.7.14: announce deadline

package.json

@@ -1,6 +1,6 @@
 {
 	"name": "greenlock-express",
-	"version": "2.7.13",
+	"version": "2.7.14",
 	"description": "Free SSL and managed or automatic HTTPS for node.js with Express, Koa, Connect, Hapi, and all other middleware systems.",
 	"main": "index.js",
 	"homepage": "https://greenlock.domains",

scripts/postinstall

@@ -1,5 +1,5 @@
 #!/usr/bin/env node
-'use strict';
+"use strict";
 
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@@ -7,20 +7,71 @@
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-  '\u001b[31m==\u001b[0m Do you rely on Greenlock? \u001b[31m==\u001b[0m',
-  '\u001b[31m===============================\u001b[0m',
-  '',
+var grabbers = [
+	[
+		"",
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+		"",
+		" 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥",
+		"🔥                            🔥",
+		"🔥  Do you rely on Greenlock? 🔥",
+		"🔥                            🔥",
+		" 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥"
+	],
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+	[
+		"",
+		"================================================================================",
+		"",
+		" 🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒",
+		"🍒                              🍒",
+		"🍒  Do you rely on Greenlock?   🍒",
+		"🍒                              🍒",
+		" 🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒"
+	],
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+	[
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+		" 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇",
+		"👉                             👈",
+		"👉  Do you rely on Greenlock?  👈",
+		"👉                             👈",
+		" 👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆 "
+	],
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+	[
+		"",
+		"================================================================================",
+		"",
+		" 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 ",
+		"👀                              👀",
+		"👀  Do you rely on Greenlock?   👀",
+		"👀                              👀",
+		" 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 ",
+	]
+];
+
+setTimeout(function() {
+	grabbers[Math.floor(Math.random() * grabbers.length)].concat([
+		"",
 		"Hey! Let's Encrypt will \u001b[31mSTOP WORKING\u001b[0m with Greenlock v2 at the end of October,",
 		"and \u001b[31mWITHOUT YOUR HELP\u001b[0m we won't get the next release out in time.",
-  '',
+		"",
 		"If Greenlock has saved you time and money, and taken stress out of your life,",
 		"or you just love it, please reach out to return the favor today:",
-  '',
-  '\u001b[31mSAVE GREENLOCK:\u001b[0m',
-  'https://indiegogo.com/at/greenlock',
-  ''
-].forEach(function (line) {
+		"",
+		"\u001b[31mSAVE GREENLOCK:\u001b[0m",
+		"https://indiegogo.com/at/greenlock",
+		"",
+		"================================================================================",
+		""
+	]).forEach(function(line) {
 		console.info(line);
-});
+	});
+}, 300);
+
+setTimeout(function() {
+	// give time to read
+}, 1500);